Good question. Let's talk about it:
At a recent medical summit with renowned pediatric proctologist, Dr. Ted the Racist MD, fellow Doctor Andi made the assertion that our friend Chris most definitely suffers from Asperger's Syndrome. While agreeing in principle that Chris certainly does suffer and is clearly special, I offered an alternative diagnosis: Dickhotdogs, the exact opposite of Asperger's. Dickhotdogs is characterized by:
-extreme awareness of social interactions
-highly developed sense of empathy
-dramatic nonverbal gestures, movements, facial expressions
-paranoia
-perfect memory retention of movie quotes and song lyrics
-inflammation of the sternum
-increased sweating
-inflammation of the dong bone
-great hair
Like Asperger's, those who suffer from Dickhotdogs are highly functional in society. DHD is often found in successful leaders, politicians, financiers. I have a mild case of DHD.
